**THIS IS MOSTLY A JOKE PLS DONT BAN ME**
HUGE thanks to ScruffMuffin for the meme vid- totally didnt rip off Osoch c:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqxZJC_mlQfaZMIwdpnzkxg

Special thanks to Forest Rain for singing, doing bass, AND mixing n stuff- CHECK HER OUT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/PutTrustInFate

Big thanks to Whirlwind for hookin us up with REAL DRUMS! And doing a sing to fill out the chorus uwu
Check this cool dood out here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxH3y7TLkw25KQHkYk_6vMg

Finally- huge thanks to SteelChords- one of the most underrated horse musicians ever for doing guitar, vocals, and co-writing this song with me!
https://www.youtube.com/user/BBBandNerd

YALL THE REAL MVPS

LYRICS:
He goes to all horse cons
His favorite is bon bon
He thinks he’s in love, but its plushie sex
He listens to Tombstone, but Euro’s his hero
Morality’s zero
What cons next?
Same cons different bullshit

[Chorus:]
It’s stupid, contagious
To become Horse Famous
Can someone please save us from Horse Fame 101
Free roomkeys, and air fare
They get paid, to play there
And none of the cons care. For small acts when they come

She made him a plushie, adds flesh light, the seams tore
He traded it for weed at ohio trotcon
She left him for staring at kids and not caring
When she cried because she thought The Shake Ups broke up

Lame songs made for children

[Chorus]

Never let Forest Rain.... ever get back on stage

7 years later, Mic the Mic’s a gamer
Mando, Toaster, Silva gone and fuckin left
The line up never changes, just the same old faces
Black Gryph0n, the Crebers, 3 concerts while they’re there!

Wait can we say that?
Nope
I said

[Chorus x2]

It’s stupid, contagious
To become Horse Famous
Can someone please save us from Horse Fame 101
Free roomkeys, and air fare
They get paid, to play there
Lets add new musicians to horse fame 101
(same con different bull shit)